How do you know you're in the middle of a record breaking heat wave?
A. If a task requires moving more than three feet from the box fan, you don't do it.
B. Your dog starts panting at 5 am.
C. You feel a drip of sweat run down your forehead, even after you've been sitting motionless at your computer for 30 minutes.
D. Every time you open your refrigerator, you desperately want to climb in.
E. The stick of butter just removed from the fridge, is spreadably soft in seconds.
F. Your toddler has purple cheeks and guzzles water all day without being reminded.
G. Your baby is only happy when he has a wet towel on his head.
H. All of the above.
Answer is H. Yes, that's life at our house lately. We're on track to break Seattle records tomorrow. Triple digits!!
Maybe we should check into a hotel?
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